Tuesday 24 September 2013

Mario Apparently Proposes to Peach in New Smash Bros Screen

In what must surely be the biggest item of video game news of ALL TIME*, the official Smash Bros website has been updated with a screenshot of what looks like Mario placing a ring on Princess Peach's finger.

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All is probably not as it seems, however. Series director Masahiro Sakurai posted the words "Who is the ring for?" on Miiverse, adding a layer of ambiguity to proceedings. Also, if you look closely, the ring is on the wrong finger of Peach's left hand, at least if Mushroom Kingdom marital traditions are the same as those of the real world.

Still, it would be about time. Mario and Peach have been dancing around each other now for, what, two decades? In the immortal words of Beyoncé, if he liked it, then he should have put a ring on it. Or entered into a mutually committed non-marital relationship that doesn't need to be validated by the establishment. Whichever. We're not here to judge.

*... okay, maybe not, but there's not much else happening today.


Source : ign[dot]com

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