What are the greatest murders, deaths, mutilations, and separation of body parts from the Friday the 13th series? You know the one -- where a boy named Jason had a very bad thing done to him once… and has done many, many bad things to everyone else around him ever since. But for all the nasty acts Jason Voorhees (and, on occasion, his friends) has committed, we love him all the same. Especially for the sheer (shear?) creativity of the guy in the manner that he conducts his killing. So check out our list below (in chronological order) of the greatest kills from Jason's movies. (But be warned: Some NSFW images follow...)
The Many Looks of Jason Voorhees
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Movie: Friday the 13th
Victim: Kevin Bacon
Death by: Piercing, hidden arrow
Killacious: At just the start of his career, an unknown Kevin Bacon got footloose with Jason Voorhees' mom in the first Friday the 13th (of course, we all know that Mama Voorhees did the killin' in that film). And Bacon's inevitable death scene in the movie -- he has sex and therefore simply must die -- is the most memorable of the lot (not including Madame Voorhees' perhaps, but that doesn't count).
Hopping into bed with a young hottie, Bacon's character Jack gets it on and then some; in fact, he even gets a butt-cheek squeeze and a "You are so fine" from his lady love. But after she leaves for the bathroom, Jack commits another cardinal sin -- he lights up a doobie! At that moment, lying on that cursed cot of coitus and cannabis, he realizes blood is dripping from above -- his dead friend, we know -- but Jack never gets the chance to make that discovery himself as a hand reaches out from under the bed and holds his head down while an arrow is poked straight through from underneath and through his neck. That's Lady MacVoorhees for you -- super-strong, master of subterfuge, and Peeping Tom all rolled up into one.
Movie: Friday the 13th: Part 2
Victim: Jeff and Sandra, humping camp counselors
Death by: Spear impalement
Killacious: If you ever find yourself in a horror movie scenario, do not, we repeat, do not have sex. By all means, refrain. At least until the psycho killer has been thwarted. You know why? Because, as we've previously noted, the humpers are always going to get it in the worst way.
In the case of Friday the 13th: Part 2, it's Jeff and Sandra, two camp counselor trainees who get theirs whilst in the throes of passion. As the pair are busy bumping uglies, a prowler (we will soon know that it's Jason Voorhees) enters their cabin armed with a spear that their jackass friend Ted left lying around. (Never leave spears lying around!) The killer goes upstairs and presumably gets an eyeful of Jeff's derriere. Jason must not like what he sees as he hoists the spear, and just as Sandra screams in big-eyed terror, he runs the weapon through both lovers -- not to mention the mattress. The scene ends as we see the bloody tip strike the floor under the bed. Housekeeping!
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